Archive for 'Friday funnies'

Socky’s plagiarized advice column

Posted 21 August 2009 | By | Categories: Friday funnies | 2 Comments

I was talking and all with my next door favorite neighbor Meat, and he kept telling me to get off his lawn or he’d call the cops and something about didn’t I know it was 2 am.  Heck yeah, brother Meat, You know what 2 am is? It’s the back half of any self respecting [...]

Posted 21 July 2009 | By | Categories: District 99, Friday funnies | 3 Comments

Howling mad

Posted 29 May 2009 | By | Categories: Features, Fire and police, Friday funnies, Neighbohoods, People, Places and Things | 3 Comments

The days have been starting earlier, thanks to my neighbor’s dog.  Maybe due to spring’s longer days, the neighborhood wildlife — pedestrians, birds, squirrels — is out earlier, giving Fido something to howl about. The barking doesn’t last for long — only about the length of the average alarm clock buzz — but this is [...]

Not so funny

Posted 08 February 2008 | By | Categories: Friday funnies | 9 Comments

At first I thought it was a marvel of snowmanship. I even detoured so my kids could get a good look at the giant snowman in the “Cat in the Hat” headgear at the corner of Prairie and Saratoga. It wasn’t until I pulled over to snap a photo for today’s “Friday Funnies” that I [...]

Friday funnies

Posted 25 January 2008 | By | Categories: Friday funnies | 2 Comments

When the cat gets sick, here’s what the vet orders: Amoxicillin. Pink, bubble gum-flavored amoxicillin. Note to pharmaceutical entrepreneurs: There may be a market for an antibiotic that looks and tastes like sardines.